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JOKE - Farting People

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The Vain Person



One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person

One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Proud Person

One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.

The Shy Person

One who releases silent farts then blushes.

The Imprudent Person

One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person

One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

The Scientific Person

One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment.

The Nervous Person

One who stops in the middle of a fart.

The Honest Person

One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason.

The Dishonest Person

One who farts but blames the dog.

The Foolish Person

One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours.

The Thrifty Person

One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person

One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person

One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person

One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person

One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.

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Posted in news by luis Add this blog to favorites on Oct. 14, 2008 // 18:33 | Comments (7)
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Posted by luis on 15.10.2008 // 17:21 [ Link ]

all my post are scan by me and my anti scan will remove any stupid, none sense, or crap comment

Posted by Maxwell288 on 18.10.2008 // 00:51 [ Link ]

"The Unfortunate Person"

yeah that's me, having to breathe someone's poisonous deadly gas, once trapped on a bus... they should put this image on public transport/places. no kidding

Posted by luis on 18.10.2008 // 18:20 [ Link ]

i remember farting in the elevator one day , the best part is when you see people face looking each other lol lol

Saludos Maxwell288

Posted by BongoKongo on 19.10.2008 // 02:34 [ Link ]

This post STINKS luis

Posted by luis on 19.10.2008 // 04:57 [ Link ]

well first of all, farts when somebody farts, farts doesn't have a name so nobody will never know that you farts , i will farts in UK 2

Posted by luis on 19.10.2008 // 05:22 [ Link ]

come on people why are you complain about this post . you guys don't have some sense of humor always bitching about everything . enjoy it!!

Posted by dilligaf2u on 20.10.2008 // 21:10 [ Link ]

its not even funny tho,unless your three years old tho maybe